Well, butter me up and call me a biscuit! It has been a while, folks! But I, Citizen M, am back. How has everyone been? The weather is finally starting to look up, which is nice after this pretty harsh winter. “Why do you sound positive, Almighty M?” […]
There are a lot of questions as to what the “M” in Citizen M stands for. While I can’t disclose that information (and not because I don’t know what it stands for, either, because I totally do know), I CAN tell you what it DOESN’T mean. It surely […]
A wise man by the name of Aristotle once said, “The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.” School is back in session, bros, and I, Citizen M, can honestly say that I agree with one half of this intelligent statement I found on Google. […]
The time has come. The moment you have all been waiting for. Yes, this is it: the glorious Citizen M Reveal. Every single thing you have ever done has been a precursor to the magnitude of this period in time. Fasten your seat belts, put on your safety […]
“If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” Doesn’t that just make you feel all warm and tingly inside? You might say, “All your articles make me feel like that, Citizen M!” Hi. It’s me again. Originally, I was just inserting that quote to a) create an artistic appeal, […]
Salutations, my adoring comrades! It is I, Citizen M, coming in hot with yet another unprecedented rant. It is the first one for this 2015th year, believe it or not. My resolution for my writing? Number 1: No more bad puns. Number 2: No crying when ideas are scarce. […]
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