A wise man by the name of Aristotle once said, “The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.” School is back in session, bros, and I, Citizen M, can honestly say that I agree with one half of this intelligent statement I found on Google. […]
Salutations, my adoring comrades! It is I, Citizen M, coming in hot with yet another unprecedented rant. It is the first one for this 2015th year, believe it or not. My resolution for my writing? Number 1: No more bad puns. Number 2: No crying when ideas are scarce. […]
Citizen M is a regular columnist for The Mountain. The anonymous writer provides a sarcastic and cynical view of student concerns. Hola, mi M-igos! It’s Citizen M here, back for another year of ranting and causing somewhat-pessimistic mayhem. This issue, we will be discussing the correlation between lame […]
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