Category: Opinions

Citizen M Laments Over Lost Summer

A wise man by the name of Aristotle once said, “The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.” School is back in session, bros, and I, Citizen M, can honestly say that I agree with one half of this intelligent statement I found on Google. […]

Citizen M Signs Off

The time has come. The moment you have all been waiting for. Yes, this is it: the glorious Citizen M Reveal. Every single thing you have ever done has been a precursor to the magnitude of this period in time. Fasten your seat belts, put on your safety […]

Citizen M Gives the Low-Down on the Sit-Down

“If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” Doesn’t that just make you feel all warm and tingly inside? You might say, “All your articles make me feel like that, Citizen M!” Hi. It’s me again. Originally, I was just inserting that quote to a) create an artistic appeal, […]

Apple Releases New Wearable Technology

On April 24, Apple released its newest product, the Apple Watch. Sales are projected to be ranging from 8 million to 41 million, similar to sales of the iPad its first year after release. With prices ranging from $349 to $17,000, this highly anticipated wearable technology has customers wondering: Is […]